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Never look at dark things laying on the road while you are driving. Looking out for the occasional wooden palette or mattress is OK though.

When leaving feedback on Amazon for products bought, remember, feedback should be about service and product condition only, not aesthetic value of what was bought. Grrr.

Priority Mail and First Class Mail have the same waiting period for making a claim for non-delivery. Sixteen days.

It always rains after you wash your car

Even though my mom childproofed our house we still got in

No matter how nice a pair of shoes you get them, some action figures just won't stand on their own two feet

Facebook blocks you from making too many Friends

When things go better than expected, you get suspicious of the universe's plan

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Whoa!

Cowboy! Y'all're getting out of hand. We'll need to lasso you back in.

Boggled

Get out your goggles and get ready to be boggled. You'll discover things that can't be Googled.

20/20

Your observations are superior and visionary like my blue eyes. No two ways about it.

A Mistake

Your readers seem to be mostly male, but your brilliance can be appreciated by all the sexes.

Pittsburgh?

Are you from Pittsburgh? I hope I wasn't your grammar teacher. Although your writing is creative.

Calamity

This blog throws all caution to the wind; no stone unturned, no graven image untoppled.

No Taste

I have tried your plok on a number of occasions and find it is not to my tastes.

Unsanity

After perusing your nonsensical scratchings I find you are unhinged. Wanna friend me on Facebook?

Have a Roarin' Great Holiday Season

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What do the following have in common? Good Morning America, Perry Mason, Matlock, Diagnosis Murder, Gunsmoke, Bonanza, The Rifleman, Wagon Train, The Closer and Ghost Whisperer. They comprise the TV show lineup for a dull day at home. ...

Happy New Year 2019

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! Hope it's a great new year for you all....

Poodle to You

I decided to DNA test my dog just out of curiosity. I used Embark Vet for the test. He is a mixed-breed rescue who the shelter where I got him identified his as shorthair Chihuahua x Cocker Spaniel mix. I thought, "OK, whatever". But I still wa...

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When things go better than expected, you get suspicious of the universe's plan

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Cain't Touch That

These are trying times. Yes, I have my opinions about those who are trying us. No, I'm not going to reveal them. Yet.

Religiosity

Cain't Touch That Either

A volatile subject in these times. I'll let you know what I think once everyone comes to his and her senses.

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