What do the following have in common?

Good Morning America, Perry Mason, Matlock, Diagnosis Murder, Gunsmoke, Bonanza, The Rifleman, Wagon Train, The Closer and Ghost Whisperer. They comprise the TV show lineup for a dull day at home.

That's quite a mixed bag of shows. You have old people shows, adventure shows, crime shows, binge-worthy shows and young adult shows. They are what fills up a standard day at the old corral I call home.

I guess I qualify as a couch potato. I sit on the sofa so long in a day that my kiester is chaffed from moving it around on the sofa cushions, which are flattened from being sat on all day, trying to get comfortable. I think my behind is even getting flat from all the sitting.

Yeah, it's just me, the cats and the dog hanging out every day. Even they are making an impression in the places they hang out - the floor, the bed, the sofa, the chairs. They have a tough life.

Well, it's time to get up off of my rear and go to the frig to get another iced tea. Then back to the sofa.

Maybe I should join a gym.